hey farfs guess who i amluna
Rainbow Dashhh c:
PINKIE PIE! SCOOREeridan…. derpy hooves
i should not be laughing as hard as I am
OH SHIT OH SHIT. I got Celestia.
LOLOLO actually Fluttershy Y’ALL KNEW IT
Rarity. I can see it.
Daaaaaahling.
I’m on the cusp of Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy (June 22nd yo).
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two…
So I googled this stuff (yes, I am one sick and curious bastard, but I’m writing a fanfic, so whatevs), and I could find images of the face eating case, but the most recent decapitation and eating of an infant’s brains in Florida was 2009. They had a case in 2011 in Texas. And I couldn’t find mention of the intestine toss on either google or ask. However, I did find more about the strange rash in a school, as well as the guy who banged his head over a DUI and spat blood on the cops.
There is some weird shizz going on, but if someone can link me to the disembowelment story I’d greatly appreciate it.
OMG WANT!!
Anyone know where I can get these?
(Source: nitemea)
Via Welcome to a place thats not a placeXD
Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.
we’re lucky if I don’t say ‘FUCK!’ more than 5 times an hour.
(Source: prettykidgalaxy)
If you were the avatar…
I don’t know if there’s a meme on here already for this topic, but if *you* were the avatar, which element would you have the most ease bending? Which one would you have the most difficulty learning.
We’ve seen that Korra is from the Southern Water Tribe, so water came naturally to her. When she’s in a fight she often goes right for fire, with earth thrown in for good measure. However, she has yet to master air.
If I was the reborn avatar, I would most likely feel at ease bending water. However, air and earth would be my next elements to master, with fire being damn close to impossible for me to learn. I’m grounded, responsible, and very quiet, all qualities of water, earth, and air. I don’t have the inner flame or inner spark of those who have mastered fire.
Are there any fellow Avatards on here who have pondered what their elemental ties would be?
So I guess my weakness is Towels.
((My weakness is a wall))
((Monsters, Inc. posters. what.))
a lava lamp
It’s either going to be McDonald’s MLP figurines, my cell phone or…. horror of horrors…. MANGA!!
(Source: airoehead)
…did this seriously just happen? Yes, yes it did. Sorry for further contributing to my massive Korra spam with my voice… But these parody lyrics by thecatbureau and legendofkorraholyshit’s image that inspired them were JUST TOO GOOD. Best song ever combined with my current obsession? I had to do it. No regrets. Enjoy, I guess.
Let’s get down to business to defeat Amon!
Water, Earth and Fire, but there’s still just one!
He’s the biggest douche I’ve ever met, and you can bet that by Book Two…
Amon, I’ll bend the hell out of you
Fiery as Azula and as tough as Toph,
Swift just like Katara, but as Aang, I’m off
I can’t meditate or be the leaf, but with three, it just won’t do
Somehow, I’ll bend the hell out of you!
I’m never gonna calm herself!
Gotta stay with Tenzin’s teachings -
But screw the rules! Pro-bending is my jam!
This guy’s got me scared to death -
Hope he doesn’t take my bending!
Now I really wish the Equalists would scram!
I must be as light as a flying lemur,
I must be calmer than most by far!
Must keep my temper and fear no other,
And soon I will be the next great Avatar!
Time is racing toward us, ‘til Amon comes forth!
Take to heart my training, and I’ll brave the storm!
He will never have his way with us! Benders, you know what to do,
Amon, we’ll bend the hell out of you!
I must be as light as a flying lemur,
I must be calmer than most by far!
Must keep my temper and fear no other,
And soon I will be the next great Avatar!
I must be as light as a flying lemur,
I must be calmer than most by far!
Must keep my temper and fear no other,
And soon I will be the next great Avatar!(I kinda tweaked the parody lyrics to better fit my solo recording! It’s not by much, but you should go check out the original post cause it’s hilarious. ♥)
casual meet up
“Ok, I’ll hold the seat while you guys go choose lunch!”
The goodfeathers had best watch out ‘cause I heard Slappy’s in CVS and she’s in an especially foul mood today.
(Source: arianejackson)
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
I heard that by the time they found him, rigatoni had already set in.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard)
